playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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