Porn is love you can see.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
send nudes
from the living room?
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