he shaved USA in his pubs
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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