then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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