Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Randomize
