this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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