How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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