escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I currently don't understand fingers.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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