It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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