I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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