do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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