At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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