Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
that is very illegal...i love you.
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