Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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