Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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