he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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