are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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