Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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