maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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