whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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