is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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