let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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