I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
thus making me awesome and them whores
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
