I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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