But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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