Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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