Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I bet he comes in French.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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