return my video game
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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