I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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