Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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