It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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