its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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