Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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