My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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