The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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