I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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