he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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