so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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