Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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