I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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