i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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