So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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