super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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