If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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