your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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