The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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