hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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