direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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