I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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