That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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