So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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