He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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