To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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