He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Porn is love you can see.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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