come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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